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It's a witty and sarcastic way to express your desire for some personal privacy while keeping things light-hearted. Shop now and add witty t-shirt to your collection.
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Shipping&Returns:
We promise 30 days return and exchange
We will deliver your order to you as soon as possible.
Total Shipping Time= processing time + shipping time
| Shipping Location: | United States |
| Processing Time: | 5-7 Business Days |
| Shipping Time: | 15-20 Business Days |
| Cost | $9.99 |
| Free shipping over order $69.99 (Price after discount) |
| Shipping Location: | Canada/New Zealand |
| Processing Time: | 3-7 Business Days |
| Shipping Time: | 8-15 Business Days |
| Cost | $9.99 |
| Free shipping over order $69.99(Price after discount) |
| Shipping Location: | The United Kingdom / France / Germany / Italy / Spain / Netherlands / Belgium / Austria / Sweden / Poland / Australia / Ireland / Portugal / Hungary / Slovakia / Czech Republic / Romania / Finland / Denmark / Isreal |
| Processing Time: | 3-7 Business Days |
| Shipping Time: | 6-10 Business Days |
| Cost | $9.99 |
| Free shipping over order $69.99(Price after discount) |
| Shipping Location: | Norway |
| Processing Time: | 3-7 Business Days |
| Shipping Time: | 8-10 Business Days |
| Cost | $9.99 |
| Free shipping over order $69.99(Price after discount) |
| Shipping Location: | Mexico |
| Processing Time: | 3-7 Business Days |
| Shipping Time: | 10-15 Business Days |
| Cost | $9.99 |
| Free shipping over order $69.99(Price after discount) |
*Please note that peak seasons and sales events may also affect processing times.
These are based on the average date. More or less time may be needed for different items. Please don't worry, order as soon as possible, and deliver on time.
THE ESTIMATED ARRIVAL DATE DOES NOT ACCOUNT FOR THE FOLLOWING:
1， Weather delays
2， Other shipping/vendor service disruptions
3， APO/FPO orders going through the Military Postal Service Agency (MPSA)
WRONG ADDRESS
If you provide an address that is considered insufficient by the shipping carrier, the shipment will be returned to Maturelion. This may cause a delay in your shipping. Please make sure you provide the correct address.
SHIPMENT LOST IN TRANSIT
If the carrier tracking indicates that the shipment was lost in transit, contact Maturelion as soon as possible, or within 30 days. Maturelion will make and ship you a replacement item or refund your money.